IN THE SWIM OF THINGS

It was a banner day in the world of sport as the woman who won gold for
Canada at the 1985 Winter Olympics in Synchronized Freestyle 4x100m
Individual Relay, set a new mark in the swimming world. Famed Fay Kloried (chloride)
set the world on its ear by being the first to be succesfull in a tripple
crossing of the Ion Channel off the coast of Greece.
When asked to explain this stellar feat, Ms. Kloried simply replied, "I
stayed with the current and rode the gradient." Ms. Kloried stated that she
next planned to take on a double crossing of the Kalseum (calcium) Channel, which has
only been accomplished by one other swimmer, Iona Fore.(ionophore)