TEMPERATURE |
LABEL ON THE THERMOMETER |
| 60F 15C 289K |
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) |
| 50F 10C 283K |
Miami residents turn on the heat (if they have a heating system) |
| 40F 4C 277K |
* You can see your breath
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Minnesotans go swimming |
| 35F 2C 275K |
Italian cars don't start |
| 32F 0C 273K |
Water freezes |
| 30F -1C 272K |
* You plan your vacation to Australia
* Minnesotans put on T-shirts
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* British cars don't start
* Your boogers freeze |
| 25F -4C 269K |
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Minnesotans eat ice cream
* Canadians go swimming |
| 20F -7C 266K |
* You can hear your breath
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* New York City water freezes
* Miami residents plan vacation further south |
| 15F -9C 264K |
* French cars don't start
* You plan a vacation in Mexico
* Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you |
10F -12C 261K |
* Too cold to ski
* You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| 5F -15C 258K |
* You plan your vacation in Houston
* American cars don't start |
| 0F -18C 255K |
* Alaskans put on T-shirts
* Too cold to skate |
| -10F -23C 250K |
* German cars don't start
* Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -15F -26C 247K |
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Arkansas stick tongue on metal objects
* Miami residents cease to exist |
| -20F -29C 244K |
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
* Japanese cars don't start |
| -25F -32C 241K |
* Too cold to think
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -30F -34C 239K |
* You plan a two week hot bath
* The Mighty Mongahela freezes
* Sweedish cars don't start |
| -40F -40C 233K |
* Californians disappear
* Minnesotan button top button
* Canadians put on sweaters
* Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -50F -46C 237K |
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window |
| -80F -62C 211K |
* Hell freezes over
* Polar bears move south |
